Obituary Challange

Seemed appropriate!

I got tagged for the Obituary Challange by Goth Mary Poppins

Rules:

Link back to whoever tagged you.
Put these rules in your tag.
Write an obituary about yourself (it can be as funny or as serious as you like).
Write about a paragraph or two (or more if necessary) in length.
You may tag up to 10 people, and be sure to link to them.
Have fun, because creative writing is one of the greatest joys in life!

Obituary

Poor Ms Web was found stuck to the carpet in one of her favourite haunts.

There was a full investigation into her death but the findings were simply that she had worn heels that were far to high, fallen over and was unable to get up again, passers by attempted to help the one time reality TV star, but gave up, fearing they too may become stuck to the carpet and have a similar fate.

"It was such a tragic waste" said a passer by, "She didn't even get to do Celebrity Big Brother yet."

Seriously the carpet in the club where Kev puts on a lot of gigs can only be described as "minging", it has ripped the soles of my shoes more than once and made several tour blogs 0.o

I live in fear of falling over and sticking to it.

 Tagged:

I'm having a lazy day, if you want to play then I tagged you ;)